What movies have not aged well?

Goldfinger

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

A View to a Kill

How do I confess to my crush who had a traumatic past with his previous partner without losing the friendship?

Dr No

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Do very hot men ever feel attracted to an ugly woman? Why?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-All the bad guys are black.

You Only Live Twice

While on the surface of the moon, why isn’t the Apollo 11 spacesuit inflated like a balloon from the 3.7 psi internal pressure?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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Live and Let Die

-”She is very sexyful!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

I’m running away I live in Indiana what states near by are safe I’m 12 no comments?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Is crossdressing being a transvestite?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

From Russia With Love

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Has anyone tried bestiality and been caught?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What was the worst spanking you got growing up?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What measures are shipping companies taking to navigate around conflict zones like the Red Sea and Black Sea?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Diamonds Are Forever

What made you feel satisfied about your life today?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-J W Pepper

Octopussy

Why are most girls not open to the idea of anal sex?

Moonraker

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why is rap* a crime?